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Jan 13 2013

*Broads behind the Burgers* pt.10

On request from a  few of our  facebook fans  who wanted to know who some of  the Burger Broads were they had been seeing in previous burger eating videos I thought it time to do a little showcase and give them each  a spotlight about who each of them are when they are Not eating a burger.

Afterall, this burger eating business is more than just about burgers;)

These Broads are talented,creative,funny,smart,witty and definitely not camera shy but definitely raw.organic.fresh and messy.They love the skin they’re  in. They are not Babes. They are not Barbies. They are Broads. Broads with a healthy sense of humor who can  be free, sassy,cheeky,bawdy ..even cheesy;) and they like to EAT! and did I mention? They love Burgers and everything about Burgers.

Welcome to the tenth showcase feature in our Monthly Sunday Series of

*BROADS BEHIND THE BURGERS*

Signed,Ms D-Madame of The BroadHouse

Meet Nicole Dean-Burger Fiend

She  is  wry, dry and witty and  a one woman show waiting to happen.She writes, sings and plays the guitar too.

The Winner of the Mother’s Day 2011 Burger Broads T-shirt contest. We bent the rules when it came to the contest rules because We loved her story so much,so much that we decided to  make her a Burger Broad too. This was her submission.

“Good afternoon lovely ladies of Burgerland!

I am writing to you after just consuming my very own delicious, home made hamburger. It was nothing fancy, just a solid quarter pounder with some carmelized onions, tomato, lettuce topped with Jalapeno havarti. I like simple burgers from time to time you know? Like mom used to make on hot summer days. My girlfriend rather enjoyed it but between you and I, I’m excited to make it better the next time we make burgs (which, who’s kidding who? Will be tomorrow..)

Ahhh, burgers. I would consider a good burger to me my one true love. If I were a cartoon character I’d definitely be Jughead Jones because they are literally on my mind, ALL THE TIME. I like em all shapes and sizes, fat and sassy too! Well, as you know my name is Nicole and I’ve just come back to the city for the second time round, from my home province of New Brunswick. I come from a long line of burger loving lumberjacks and have been on the search for my perfect burg ever since I realized there IS life outside of a canteen truck that parks outside the rink during hockey games. See, burgers have always been there for me when times were rough. All those times I never picked up at the bar and who was there waiting for me at last call? A burger. You’re really hungry & on your way to a Bea Arthur impersonation contest, but you forgot your lunch! You’re starving but you’re already wearing the wig and rouge and you need something tasty and FAST: A burger. Last summer, I almost got arrested for passing out on someone’s front lawn because of a kareoke night that got away from me. When I was hanging my head in shame the next morning, wondering if anyone still loved me, you know who did? A burger.

When I left Fredericton last month, we had a going away party. Nothing fancy, just me in my banana suit and beers all around. My roomie knew how much I was going to miss our post hangover burger runs and how much they really mean to me, so she secretly started collecting money from everyone at the party, snuck away with some other party goers (I didn’t even notice) and came back with that glorious platter, consisting of 48 bacon cheeseburgers from McDonald’s. Now, I understand you don’t review chains and I think that’s great, and I would also like to point out that McDick’s is my least favorite choice if I were to make a fast food run, HOWEVER, no one can really deny a giant pyramid of burgs being waved in front of your face especially when your room mate knows you don’t really like McDonald’s, but had to go quantity over quality and THAT my friends, is why she made a separate trip to a Burger King and put a Whopper Jr on top, just for me. Gosh, I must’ve eaten at least 10 burgers that day. You see, before the party we went to a gourmet Burger place in Fredericton called Relish. (I’ll send you a link cause you should check it out even though it’s far. Wonderful wonderful expressions of burgers!) I tried a gourmet turkey patty with goat cheese, guacomole, a little pesto and their signature beet relish. Divine.

SO! To answer your question, that day I consumed 11 burgers. And you know what? I woke up the next day, realized I had hoarded 4 burgs in a drawer in the fridge, and I heated them up and ate those too!

I want to be a Burger Broad. I can send you more pictures of burgers and me eating them or whatever you want really. I could talk about Burgers all day and I love to write about them too. I’m an aspiring singer songwriter of the comedy variety and I currently don’t have a real job so anything you need help with or simply would like to chat about burgers, I’m down.

Thanks for taking the time to read this! I love what you’re doing for women out there. WOMEN LOVE BURGERS TOO. (And we’re probably better at making them so SUCK ITTT)

HAVE A GREAT DAY BURGER BROADS!

Sincerely,
Nicole Banana Suit Dean

the picture of the long line of hamburgers, is from the young 18 year old who rang the order in. Everyone was in such excitement because no one had ever made that many, ALL AT ONCE! hahahah They asked him to take a picture then tag me in it so I could see it. What a great gift!

Relish —- check it out! Relish Me.ca “

You can see her in Woody’s and Paupers Pub video.

She has also contributed to this blog a couple of times.

A Glimpse into the Life of a Burger Queen.Pt 1

A Glimpse into the Life of a Burger Queen Pt 2

Dec 9 2012

*Broads behind the Burgers* pt.9

On request from a  few of our  facebook fans  who wanted to know who some of  the Burger Broads were they had been seeing in previous burger eating videos I thought it time to do a little showcase and give them each  a spotlight about who each of them are when they are Not eating a burger.

Afterall, this burger eating business is more than just about burgers;)

These Broads are talented,creative,funny,smart,witty and definitely not camera shy but definitely raw.organic.fresh and messy.They love the skin they’re  in. They are not Babes. They are not Barbies. They are Broads. Broads with a healthy sense of humor who can  be free, sassy,cheeky,bawdy ..even cheesy;) and they like to EAT! and did I mention? They love Burgers and everything about Burgers.

Welcome to the ninth showcase feature in our Monthly Sunday Series of

*BROADS BEHIND THE BURGERS*

Signed,Ms D-Madame of The BroadHouse

Meet Rockin’ Rhonda

What doesn’t this Broad do?!

She’s an actor,a mezzo-soprano trained in classical, she’s a musician who plays percussion and keys, and in her own words “a pontificator and a deliverer of off-colour jokes”.She is also skilled in precision driving, gun-handling, motorcycling, ski-dooing and minor stunt work as well as an accomplished and published professional writer .

She has a love for Robert Louis Stevenson,a penchant for cooking and all things lighthouses so it only makes sense that she is the owner of Aye LightHouse,a B&B where she has an out of service firetruck on the property that one day she wants to turn into a chip wagon food truck.

Read more here

Currently she is studying in the UK  ( an MA Applied Music Psychology program) at Roehampton University. You can keep up with her at her blog here

When does she find the time to eat burgers? She makes the time!

See her in this video Rhino’s RoadHouse

Nov 4 2012

*Broads behind the Burgers* pt 8

On request from a  few of our  facebook fans  who wanted to know who some of  the Burger Broads were they had been seeing in previous burger eating videos I thought it time to do a little showcase and give them each  a spotlight about who each of them are when they are Not eating a burger.

Afterall, this burger eating business is more than just about burgers;)

These Broads are talented,creative,funny,smart,witty and definitely not camera shy but definitely raw.organic.fresh and messy.They love the skin they’re  in. They are not Babes. They are not Barbies. They are Broads. Broads with a healthy sense of humor who can  be free, sassy,cheeky,bawdy ..even cheesy;) and they like to EAT! and did I mention? They love Burgers and everything about Burgers.

Welcome to the eighth showcase feature in our Monthly Sunday Series of

*BROADS BEHIND THE BURGERS*

Signed,Ms D-Madame of The BroadHouse

Meet Candy

She’s a gregarious,no bullshit kinda gal.She likes to be in charge and her career as a Project Manager in the Health system allows her to do just that. When this Burger lovin’ Broad isn’t eating burgers or making her own on the bbq she loves going to concerts,working out,throwing dinner parties and playing baseball in a local Toronto league.She can hang with the guys too and give them a run for their money when it comes to burgers and beers …and chicken wings.She’s a self confessed neat freak who also admits she likes doing laundry.Her own laundry.

You can see her here in these videos at Dangerous Dan’s and Burger Stomper

Oct 28 2012

2 Broads do a Switcheroo hairdo

I just found out that Burger Broad Sharon (aka The Kissing Bandit) who was a dark brunette chopped her hair off short short and dyed it Blonde and Burger Broad Jewel who was a Blonde dyed her hair Black.
This shall be an interesting party!

www.burgerbroadsburgerball.eventbrite.com

Did you know? We are giving the proceeds to a Vegetarian Food Bank.

Wha??????? Why? Find out here!


www.burgerbroadsburgerball.eventbrite.com
I hope I will recognize them.-Ms.D

Watch this vid to see them before they did the dye deed.

Oct 7 2012

*Broads behind the Burgers* pt.7

On request from a  few of our  facebook fans  who wanted to know who some of  the Burger Broads were they had been seeing in previous burger eating videos I thought it time to do a little showcase and give them each  a spotlight about who each of them are when they are Not eating a burger.

Afterall, this burger eating business is more than just about burgers;)

These Broads are talented,creative,funny,smart,witty and definitely not camera shy but definitely raw.organic.fresh and messy.They love the skin they’re  in. They are not Babes. They are not Barbies. They are Broads. Broads with a healthy sense of humor who can  be free, sassy,cheeky,bawdy ..even cheesy;) and they like to EAT! and did I mention? They love Burgers and everything about Burgers.

Welcome to the seventh showcase feature in our Monthly Sunday Series of

*BROADS BEHIND THE BURGERS*

Signed,Ms D-Madame of The BroadHouse

Meet Helen

I first met Helen when we did a showcase/interview with the Food Cabbie-Food Truck. She is married to Spiros,a chef originally from California.Together they own and operate Food Cabbie that specializes in American fare.They’ve been on the scene for about a year and half now and are very very busy with private parties, street festivals and corporate affairs so when she said she wanted to be a Burger Broad,of course I said YES!

You can see her in The Beet

“My name is Helen Antonopoulos (Yes! I’m Greek!)  and I am a Food Celebrity in my own mind! I grew up in a restaurant that my Mother and my Aunt ran in Mt. Albert, Ont. Everybody in town affectionately called my mother “Mama” because she cooked delicious Greek/Canadian food and mothered them all! I have no formal culinary training other than watching  my mother cook  and being a “sous-chef” to my husband who is a Real Chef from Napa Valley.

I am a busy mom of 2 and my husband and I also own and operate a popular Food Truck named The Food Cabbie.  I’ve done several cooking segments on Rogers TV and am currently busy writing a Cook Book. Back in the early 90′s, I remember discovering The Food Network while vacationing in Florida. Needless to say, I spent the entire vacation glued to the T.V.!  BAM! That was it! I was hooked on cooking and entertaining and nothing has changed ever since!

Now let’s munch a Burger!  :-) “

Sep 2 2012

*Broads Behind the Burgers* pt.6

On request from a  few of our  facebook fans  who wanted to know who some of  the Burger Broads were they had been seeing in previous burger eating videos I thought it time to do a little showcase and give them each  a spotlight about who each of them are when they are Not eating a burger.

Afterall, this burger eating business is more than just about burgers;)

These Broads are talented,creative,funny,smart,witty and definitely not camera shy but definitely raw.organic.fresh and messy.They love the skin they’re  in. They are not Babes. They are not Barbies. They are Broads. Broads with a healthy sense of humor who can  be free, sassy,cheeky,bawdy ..even cheesy;) and they like to EAT! and did I mention? They love Burgers and everything about Burgers.

Welcome to the sixth showcase feature in our Monthly Sunday Series of

*BROADS BEHIND THE BURGERS*

Signed,Ms D-Madame of The BroadHouse

Meet Mae

She was born in Toronto, Canada, studied on-camera acting first at the Children’s Television Studios, then TVS-TV Studios, and is currently studying while being a Teaching Assistant at Armstrong Acting Studios, having recently completed an Abnormal Psychology Certificate at Ryerson University.

She has been a visual artist for many years, having studied at the Ontario College of Art and Design University.  Her drawings and paintings in acrylic, oil, and water colour focus on the darker themes within dream imagery.

She has written poetry and short stories and has recently finished writing her first novel, “BLACK” in which she also directed the trailer for it. She’s a busy gal with a beautiful smile and she loves any kinda burgers. You can see her in the Woody’s Video

MaeSekhmet.com

Aug 5 2012

*Broads Behind the Burgers* pt.5

On request from a  few of our  facebook fans  who wanted to know who some of  the Burger Broads were they had been seeing in previous burger eating videos I thought it time to do a little showcase and give them each  a spotlight about who each of them are when they are Not eating a burger.

Afterall, this burger eating business is more than just about burgers;)

These Broads are talented,creative,funny,smart,witty and definitely not camera shy but definitely raw.organic.fresh and messy.They love the skin they’re  in. They are not Babes. They are not Barbies. They are Broads. Broads with a healthy sense of humor who can  be free, sassy,cheeky,bawdy ..even cheesy;) and they like to EAT! and did I mention? They love Burgers and everything about Burgers.

Welcome to the fifth showcase feature in our Monthly Sunday Series of

*BROADS BEHIND THE BURGERS*

Signed,Ms D-Madame of The BroadHouse

Meet Zane

When this smart, sassy, fun- loving belching burger broad is not munching on burgers she can be found..or not found.. working  for The Federal Government. She swears she’s not a spy even though she is fluent in three languages. By night she is a Karaoke Queen and MC and she always makes time for Lollapalooza. She changes her hair color often and is quite the chameleon when it comes to the latest fashions. Do you think this Broad has a tattoo? Ask her.

She is our belching Burger Broad and she’s very adorable when she burps.

You can see her in The Patty Shack, Holy Chuck Burgers, and the CNE-Krispy Kreme video.

Follow her on Twitter @ZaniZanyZane

Jul 8 2012
Aside

On request from a  few of our  facebook fans  who wanted to know who some of  the Burger Broads were they had been seeing in previous burger eating videos I thought it time to do a little showcase and give them each  a spotlight about who each of them are when they are Not eating a burger.

Afterall, this burger eating business is more than just about burgers;)

These Broads are talented,creative,funny,smart,witty and definitely not camera shy but definitely raw.organic.fresh and messy.They love the skin they’re  in. They are not Babes. They are not Barbies. They are Broads. Broads with a healthy sense of humor who can  be free, sassy,cheeky,bawdy ..even cheesy;) and they like to EAT! and did I mention? They love Burgers and everything about Burgers.

Welcome to the fourth showcase feature in our Monthly Sunday Series of

*BROADS BEHIND THE BURGERS*

Signed,Ms D-Madame of The BroadHouse

Meet Sharon

By day she’s a dynamo office worker and She’s a fun gal with a big heart that loves life, her kid, long weekends, big belly laughs, 4 inch heels, reading, cooking, playing with animals… and men, dancing in the rain, sand in her hair and really good food and big fat messy and juicy burgers.Having been in 6 videos so far ,she is a quintessential Broad.

She’s also our ‘kissing bandit‘ Broad and you can see her in the following videos.

Dangerous Dan’s, Pauper’s, Woody’s, The Patty Shack, Burger Brats and The Golden Star

Follow her on Twitter:www.twitter.com/Hardtstopper


*Broads behind the Burgers* pt.4

Jun 3 2012

*Broads Behind the Burgers* pt 3

On request from a  few of our  facebook fans  who wanted to know who some of  the Burger Broads were they had been seeing in previous burger eating videos I thought it time to do a little showcase and give them each  a spotlight about who each of them are when they are Not eating a burger.

Afterall, this burger eating business is more than just about burgers;)

These Broads are talented,creative,funny,smart,witty and definitely not camera shy but definitely raw.organic.fresh and messy.They love the skin they’re  in. They are not Babes. They are not Barbies. They are Broads. Broads with a healthy sense of humor who can  be free, sassy,cheeky,bawdy ..even cheesy;) and they like to EAT! and did I mention? They love Burgers and everything about Burgers.

Welcome to the third showcase feature in our Monthly Sunday Series of

*BROADS BEHIND THE BURGERS*

Signed,Ms D-Madame of The BroadHouse

Meet Jo-Jo

One cup of performer, 3 tablespoons of visual artist,
a quarter cup budding photographer,one wholegrain fashion model, a pinch of designer, a cube of producer, one aged
and marinated artistic director, a sprinkle
of choreographer, a generous portion of gogo dancer and equal parts set designer & stylist.
Combine all ingredients, mix well, chill & serve!

This Broad never stops! When she is not making burgers at home or munching on one in her neighbourhood she is also a regular contributor here on the blog and somehow she still finds the time to create original, fresh and crafty things such as one of a kind thongs and waist belts, create digital art, paint backdrops for local bands and volunteer her skills, talents and time for events such as The Chocolate Ball.

You can see her here in the Dangerous Dan’s Video. She is also one of our behind the scenes on set photographer for our video shoots. In front of the camera or behind it she is a beautiful force to be reckoned with and watch fly in a kaleidoscope of colors.

Visit her site to learn more about her at www.about.me/jojodacres

May 6 2012

*Broads Behind the Burgers* pt. 2

On request from a  few of our  facebook fans  who wanted to know who some of  the Burger Broads were they had been seeing in previous burger eating videos I thought it time to do a little showcase and give them each  a spotlight about who each of them are when they are Not eating a burger.

Afterall, this burger eating business is more than just about burgers;)

These Broads are talented,funny,smart,witty and definitely not camera shy but definitely raw.organic.fresh and messy.They love the skin they’re  in. They are not Babes. They are not Barbies. They are Broads. Broads with a healthy sense of humor who can  be free, sassy,cheeky,bawdy ..even cheesy;) and they like to EAT! and did I mention? They love Burgers and everything about Burgers.

Welcome to the second showcase feature in our Monthly Sunday Series of *BROADS BEHIND THE BURGERS*

Signed,Ms D-Madame of The BroadHouse

Meet Aimee

Upon first meeting this Broad one can be intimidated by her 6`4 Goddess stature but soon come to realize she`s soft-spoken and has a delicious, witty and wry sense of humor.

She makes and sells jewelry with a `Native` flair and also runs her own graphic design business called

SIX FOOT Photograhy & Design.

She loves to cycle the city streets, even in the rain, to go for her favorite, a bison burger. She`s been known to break out the guitar around a campfire and if you don`t ask her just how tall she is she may just show you her tattoo.

You can see her in the Big Chubby Burger video