Happy No Mother’s Day?

Once again, it’s that time of year again that we  honor and celebrate Mothers everywhere,whether they are alive and well,MIA or have passed on.Regardless of how you may feel about your own mom,one thing for sure,you have to be grateful that you are on this Planet.You wouldn’t be here without her. And that goes for your Father too but that’s another day,another post.

On May 13th we focus on the women who have given birth and/or raised,inspired and taught us by example for better or for worse.On May 13th we remember our Mom’s Mom too and so on and so on.Like the inevitable progress of evolution I like to think I am an upgraded,new and improved version of those  who came before me and now that I am older and raging teenage hormones and angst have ceased can I  understand and appreciate my mother for being more than just a mom.Moms aren’t one-dimensional creatures, focused entirely on domestic matters: They are not perfect but they are full human beings with their own vices and virtues as well as wide-ranging interests.My own mother ,as an example,was quite the rock’n'roll party girl when I was growing up, she left a passionless marriage of 30 years at the age of almost 60,embraces social media and online dating, and now is also an avid erotica writer and garden landscaper.

So why do we celebrate Mother`s Day?

Here’s a little history about how the Day came to be:

`Julia Ward Howe first issued her Mother’s Day Proclamation in 1872 as a call for women to join in support of disarmament. In the 1880s and 1890s there were several further attempts to establish an American Mother’s Day, but these did not succeed beyond the local level.

The current holiday was created by Anna Jarvisin Grafton,West Virginia in 1908 as a day to honor one’s mother. Jarvis wanted to accomplish her mother’s dream of making a celebration for all mothers, although the idea did not take off until she enlisted the services of wealthy Philadelphia merchant John Wanamaker. She kept promoting the holiday until President Woodrow Wilson made it an official national holiday in 1914. The holiday eventually became so highly commercialized that many, including its founder, Anna Jarvis, considered it a “Hallmark Holiday”, i.e. one with an overwhelming commercial purpose. Jarvis eventually ended up opposing the holiday she had helped to create. She died in 1948, regretting what had become of her holiday.

In the United States, Mother’s Day remains one of the biggest days for sales of flowers, greeting cards, and the like; it is also the biggest holiday for long-distance telephone calls.” Read more

……And thus,The No Mother’s Day movement begins. A few days ago,I came across an article in the Huffington Post. After having read it, I wondered,Is this movement  a good thing? Is it a way to cop out/opt out and feel guilt free for not making the phone call,buying her something special? spending some quality time together?

Afterall, it is only one day a year that nudges us to make the extra special effort of saying

“Thanks Mom..for everything and for being You”.

I sent the article to my mom and asked her to have her say.Did she agree?disagree?

This is her response

`For me Mother’s day is a mix of emotions on whether to celebrate it with silence or the expression of love that children have shown their Mother for so many years gone by. I am very neutral on the subject. I do believe that everyone should do what’s in their heart and how it makes them feel.. not for a cause and to prove a point. There is so much pro this and anti that in today’s world already. Let’s not deny our children a chance to honor their Mother in the way that makes them feel good; however it may be. They deserve it..`

So on that note,This Mother’s Day I will not be buying flowers, jewellery or chocolates (not that I ever did) but instead will be taking my mother for a long overdue burger lunch and tell her She’s been a fine example of what it means to be a Broad. 

And with that, I carry the torch and go forth.

Signed, Ms.D-Madame of The BroadHouse

It’s our Burgday!

This day last year,April 26th/2011 we filmed our very first burger review video.

But, let’s backtrack just a bit.

9 months earlier,*The Burger Broads* were born in the back alley of a greasy mom and pop diner  on the Queen St W. strip in Toronto. Ok, so it wasn’t quite an alley.It was a small, visually undesirable patio in the back with a couple of picnic tables and not much else besides the garbage bins and empty boxes decorating the place.

After a day of yard saling, The Madame of The BroadHouse (that would be me) was taken to a place that has been around for years, since the 1960`s, catering to the local neighborhood and noon-time beer thirsty regulars for a  burger lunch by a friend who swore up and down that this was THE burger of all burgers in Toronto.

  

A. 16oz (1lb) of ground beef,spiced and made to order for a whopping $6.95. It was so big it had to be cut in half!

Regardless of the stuck in time decor and the lonely looking clientele nursing their lover in a bottle,there was a charm to the place knowing that it had been around so long, now operated by the son of the father who started it all.

With a very happy,full belly I  just had to let everyone I knew know about this secret place that I had found,which I found out later wasn`t so much of  a secret so even though i was a little slow to hop on the burger shouting bandwagon I rallied up a couple of girlfriends to be my guinea pigs,so to speak, to make a video.

I thought it would be more interesting to see and hear someone eat and talk about the food/the burger rather than just taking pictures and writing about it as so many food bloggers do out there.

And better yet,they had to be females who weren`t afraid of getting messy and who weren`t afraid to eat and talk with their mouths full, at the same time.

On the day of the shoot one of the girls couldn`t make it and without a second thought I put it out to a few more girlfriends.Time was of the essence as I had already spoken with the owner about setting a day and time to shoot.Soon enough a burger loving Broad came to save the day and hence the idea of a roster was initiated.Meaning,that when i would schedule a shoot there would always be someone available to come out for  a burger eating gig.

I have to say,as much as it is a roster it is also a club and preferably I like to think of it as a Club.I have met some amazing women.The women who have come together under this umbrella are dynamic,self -possessed and passionate creatures  living their lives to the fullest AND they love burgers as much as I do.

At first, facebook and twitter were the only platforms we were using to share our findings and love of burgers.At the end of  December 2011 I thought it time to create this collaborative blog. A home where everything could be organized and found easily,not just for potential readers but for my own sanity too:)

We`ve come a long way in our 1st year.Since the beginning we`ve always tried different styles of shooting and editing,coming up with  fun ideas  and always listening to our growing fanbase  …and did ya know?

…….We don`t review or discuss fast food burger chains.Never will.

Thus far in this new year, we changed our shirts from white to black, expanded our Club ( we now  have `Burger Broad Correspondents` in Vancouver,BC ) with plans to grow across Canada,heck why not all of North America!?

I like to think we will always be a Work- In- Progress because we `relish` getting messy…and sometimes cheesy;)

Knowing that we have readers such as yourself it makes me glad that I ran with this crazy idea of mine. In fact,I`ve become quite obsessed and fascinated with burger culture.Everyone loves a burger whether they are meatatarian or vegetarian and on behalf of all of us here in The BroadHouse, I  look forward to sharing more burgers and our continuous,work-in-progress journey with You while we Find.Eat and Share.

Thanks for sharing our Burgday with us!

In celebration of our 1yr mark, we have shotglasses and a waterbottle (which we use as a flask in our latest videos) that  you can acquire pretty much at cost albeit $1:) for the rest of 2012. just click on the pics!

Stay Hungry!

Sincerely,

Ms.D-Madame of The BroadHouse

Women creating/causing *Good Trouble*

We started this blog late December 2011 and already have 550 subscribers.

Thank-YOU! for liking what we do around here at The BroadHouse.

At first,this collaborative blog was to be focused on burgers….everything burgers, but through the course of reaching out, communicating and listening it has become so much more.Don’t get me wrong, It’s still about burgers but as I said it is becoming more. Afterall, we are a dynamic bunch;)

I have had the great pleasure of connecting with like minded hearts and women of all ages who are dynamic, creative, artistic entrepreneurial forces to be reckoned with (mommy bloggers, food bloggers, photographers, music photographers, chocolatiers, erotica writers, actresses and comediennes, singers, financial experts, arts administrators, fitness leaders, Life coaches, graphic artists and designers,women who make their own eco-conscious/health conscious products,women who are writing/directing/producing webseries with unconventional female stereotypes)

ie: POKER GIRLS

And the list  goes on and on!

It seems Us Broads are not the only ones who have created a Club! Like other ‘clubs’ to be found in the webisphere there is a numerous amount and variety of women who are redefining what it means to the individual and to society as a whole, around the world, to be a female in this day and age. And it’s not just an age thing.These women are in their early 20′s all the way through to their 60′s in both hemispheres of the planet we All call Home.

It’s a mindset and an attitude that thrills me to see that we Women really do support and encourage one another in our aspirations and goals. It’s not a myth.It’s not an underground movement.It’s not impossible.

The days of pitting women against women are coming to an end. The days of being a Leave it to Beaver,Mrs. Cleaver are long gone.And good riddance!

Who has the best hair? Who has the most good looking partner? Who is the skinniest? Who is the most stylish? Who is the prettiest? Who is the sexiest? Who bakes the best cake? WHO CARES!?

We have our foremothers to thank whether they be famous or not, for they helped pave the way to what we are able, capable and free to do and be Today and lead the way for Tomorrow.

Slowly but surely, advertising and all forms of media are catching up and catching on.Shows like Rizzoli & Isles starring Angie Harmon and Sasha Alexander, is a fine example at this given moment.

We also have to thank the men! The men who stand behind us fearless women. They support us, believe in us and they know that there is more to a woman than just her beautiful looks.They aren’t afraid of us, they don’t  try to repress us and they certainly don’t fear losing their own identity.

I smell a Matriarchal Revolution coming on.. Happening!

Move over Sun Tzu and make way for

The Princessa!

Harriet Rubin / founder of Doubleday Currency/ Author of The Princessa: Machiavelli for Women, which has been translated into twenty-three languages.She is on USA TODAY’s editorial board and is a consultant to media companies.

                     I look forward to many more connections as I weave through the web on the hunt for interesting people, stories and burgers of all kinds to share with you while developing  Camaraderie along the way.

Thanks again for being a Lover of Broads ;)

Ms.D-Madame of The BroadHouse

I ❤ Valentine’s Day ?

With only 9 days to go I find myself reminiscing of Love and days gone by.

Throughout the years I have had a love/hate relationship with Valentine’s Day.

It all started in Grade 2 when my mom would buy that box of Valentine’s Cards that you would sign To__________ and From_______ for my fellow classmates and teacher. Remember?

Then, in Highschool it was all about buying a Valentine’s Rose for a special someone.Or someone you had a crush on.That always stressed me out. I was in love with a lot of boys and being on a teenager of the 80′s budget I quickly learned  the skill of spending my money wisely. Then there was the stress of the popularity game.The more roses you were given,obviously the more popular you were.Needless to say I wasn’t very popular but glad to have a gang of girlfriends who would send me a rose or two from a so called “secret admirer

Then came College and there were a lot of one night stands,dates and even a few serious relationships in the course of a one year program. Every day I was in love.In love with my friends.in love with a football player.in love with a guy  10 yrs my senior.in love with a dj, in love with a male virgin. in love with a construction worker.in love with a drummer.in love with the future.in love with life.As far as I was concerned, Everyday was Valentine’s Day.

Upon graduating and moving to the big city and now in my mid 20′s it was time to take life, love and career seriously. I met a boy who was the son of a Rockstar and fell madly, deeply in love .For 2 years it was sex,drugs and rock’n’ roll!!.Having been weaned on the Cinderella story as a little girl, I had found my Prince Charming and I was going to settle down, get married  and have babies because that’s what you do, right? NOT! After a one year engagement my Prince Charming told me he was not in love with me anymore.My heart was shattered and I was a mess.That moment changed my life and off to therapy I went.And  the defining moment? when through the course of picking up the pieces and mending my idealistic heart I realized Valentine’s Day was an overwrought, consumeristic  bullshit of a Holiday.

But had  it always been that way? I had to know.

Fast forward 6 months: I meet a guy who I spend the next 10yrs with.Through the course of this love affair, I fall in and out of love with him about 5 times.Sometimes we celebrated Valentine’s Day. Sometimes we didn’t. That love affair came to an abrupt halt when my sober heart finally admitted I was not IN love with him.

Fast forward 1 year: I meet a man who I had met before (10 yrs ago) and at that time we despised each other.Then along comes facebook and well let’s just say the rest is the future in the making:) With his history of broken hearts and mine, We have agreed to not  celebrate or observe the Valentine’s Day ever again but before you pass judgement and think we are a couple of bah humbugs, know that our lives are filled with love in the things we do, the people we spend time with and All with daily affection.

So the verdict still stands.I love Love and every day should be Valentine’s Day.

So you’re asking,Where’s the beef?

I found this website,The Gourmet Mama, and she shows you how to make a heart shaped burger for the lover in your life.

And just for the sake of Valentine’s Day AND getting naughty

Here’s  a saucy little video of a performance I was part of a few years ago.

Wanna Pair? Click on the pic

Signed,

Ms.D-The Madame of the BroadHouse

i invented that…so back off!

guten tag meine hamburglers!

to continue the epic journey across the u.s. in search of the the truth about burgers. last we spoke we learned the origin of the burger, as we know it.

now, lets check out some of the stories about widespread claimability of the sandwich origin of this man-obsessed beast  meat. 

yes, many have staked claim as the first…the inventor…but no one knows for sure. The true origin of the burger, as a sandwich, eludes us. history is spread mustardly thin in this area, which only leads me to ponder…what are they hiding, why the cloaks and confusion? what the….?

first is a man they called charlie ‘hamburger’ nagreen.  sure…it’s possible…hamburger is his middle name after all.  As a young man in wisconsin,  in 1885,  charlie worked at the seymour fair as a successful vendor of meatballs. can you see the forest for the trees yet?  little charlie figured out a genius way for his messy and frustrated costumers to easily ‘walk and eat’ with his meatballs. until that eureka moment, conditions at the meatball counter must have been awkward…..

” two balls please…yes, just in the palm of my hands is fine…. no plates, forks or nappies?….. that’s just peachy, i’ll just lick and nip at these hot balls…thanks!”

so charlie took one of his meatballs and swished, smashed, and flattened it between two slices of bread….smart! now the good people of seymour need no longer burn their delicate hands. he then saw fit to name it ‘hamburger’. is everybody happy? Yahhh!! but is it true…could it have really happened that way?

the next unlikely candidate are siblings most knew as frank and robert  menches; also working as, suspiciously, fair vendors in hamburg, new york. one day at the fair the brothers ran out of their best seller, pulled pork sandwiches but with hungry, gaping and drooling mouths and many snake eyes glaring at them, they had to conspire up something, quick, fast and in a hurry! the crowd roars!.

with this unruly and pork deprived crowd, the conditions for invention were  perfect if not a neccessity.

the brothers booked it to the nearest butcher and purchased some beef of which they poked and prodded to liking and served them up between two slices of bread.  this story comes seven years later than the first. descendants of the menches family are still in the burger biz..go figure!

next on the hit list of unusual suspects is louie lassen of new haven,  connecticut. louie operated a lunch wagon that served many factory men at the time and this is, reportedly where he claims the hamburger sandwich was born. the legend reveals that a man of business was in a rush and requested  something from louie’s wagon to go. what flash unknowingly got was the first hamburger sandwich and louie became the man with the hamburger wagon.

sure any one of these claimants could very well be the grand-daddy of the hamburger sandwich but one question remains.  how did they all come up with ‘hamburger’ as a fitting name? all of them..weird? or something else? my search continues!

the incredible hamdog

"only if you dare"

guten tag hamburglers,

as my journey unfolds, my ethereal wandering spirit has spoken loudly and have taken me to places far beyond the reach of our meek, humanoid existence….or at least it feels that way!

my journey into a relatively untapped part of history has already shed iridescent light upon the moment of birth of the hamburger and like all living things, the hamburger, as it grew and evolved, changed in form, function and flavour.

the hamburger became a capital market for the united states of america.  a gross development of this substance was usually fit for simpletons, more over; ground beef became a staple for most, if not all, blue collar and no collar families of the early 20th century.

our older more boastful brother, the u.s. would come to represent and present the hamburger in such distorted concoctions that many earthly worldians  soon started to question whether these oddities were truly the wonderments of natures imaginative culinary skills or the deceptive master plannings of world domination by an unknown entity.

And if this is the case, who’s to say that this specimen, unearthed deep in the recesses of Decatur, Georgia in 2005 was not the warnings of things to come.

so what exactly is the Hamdog Hamburger?

http://art-ranger.deviantart.com/

walk with me for a bit…..for me, Hamdog conjures up a an amusingly disturbing imagery.  could it have been a verocious pig/dog hybrid aimed at destroying mankind through misguided notions of self indulgence?

it’s not……this isn’t raccoon city….yet!

the hamdog, is seemingly, nothing more than a figment of an invention of an idea of a bad dream that should have remained in the shadows within the normal thought process…not the conclusion. but is that all there is to it?

now, let’s rustle up some hamdogs….

the hamdog hamburger was invented by a crazy dude they call chandler golf in the tender year of 2005.  as you may have guessed, this creation was painfully birthed in the u.s., as many of my findings will illustrate. it’s a popular novelty act it seems.

if you wanted to build yourself a proper hamdog ( i would advice having the emergency hotline readily available first)

this is what it would entail: a hotdog wrapped in a beef patty tomb, deep-fried, then drowned in chili, french fries, and topped with a sunny side up.

hmmm, i have to wonder what is really going here and it leaves the door open to review very logical and rational questions such as-

why? who are you working for? what the #%!* were you thinking? what is its dark purpose?

you may have a few questions yourself.  for the answer is still out there… somewhere in the unknown…..

as i continue my search for the truth, i hope that you will also ask yourself the same frightening and unthinkable question…..

is there a dark secret that may jeopardize the very existence of human-kind still yet to be uncovered? or is it just a crazy man’s creation of crazy comfort food?

to be noted: dr. nicholas lang, professor of surgery at the University of Arkansas for medical sciences, advised against ever consuming a hamdog at any point in one’s lifetime.

advise noted!

And so, it too was created!

welcome to the circus of burgers, hamburglers!

my search for the truth about the unusual fascination with what, essentially is just  ground beef/pork patties, begins by taking me on a journey into ancient worlds of nomads, hunters & conquerors. I want to know some of the history concerning the beloved burger.

for so it told…. that deep into the 11th century nomadic mongol warriors who were known for venturing out on lengthy excursions across vast lands and performing with excellent execution, i may add, the occasional pillage; often  carried flattened meat patties as their source of main food substance.  The patties were flattened for the purpose of convenient carrying.

"the flat meat barrage"


when the mongol warriors took a hold of mother russia, they also brought with them yummy flattened meat product. what do you know, it caught on and soon russia was in the grips of what would eventually grip the entire world, like a delicious, delicious virus ….THE HAMBURGER!

soon the new flat meat craze would reach russia’s surly sailors who would drop in to visit the kind and gentle people of germany from time to time… hamburg specifically. the people of hamburg luv’d it so much that they eventually felt suited to finally give flat meat a more desirable name…..so they named it after themselves and began a passion worldwide that is even stronger now than then!

so that is the historical account of the origin of the burger patty..first step in my quest…now i want to know when, who and where was the birth of the hamburger sandwich. there is much controversy surrounding this topic but i will try to unravel fact from fiction in my next episode.